The old man

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A little old man (pedophile?) came by the playground and asked, "Where are the ren?"

I said, "There are no ren, the school is closed."

The little old man came by the playground again and asked, "Where are the ren?"

I said, "There are no ren, the school is closed."

The third the old man cam by and said where are the ren?"

I thought of something...I said, "Okay, spell dog as in 'dogmatic',"

And he replied, "D-O-G."

I said, "Spell 'cat' as in cataclysmic."

And he spelled, "C-A-T."

Then I said, "Spell 'fuck' as in ren."

And he said, "There ain't no fuck in ren!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" I said.

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